$800 “Pee Stain” Jeans Immediately Sold Out Online

This price tag is insane when you can get the same exact look for the price of one (1) water bottle to spill across your lap…

A designer clothing brand in the U.K. called Jordanluca just debuted pre-stained jeans that make it look like you PEED YOUR PANTS.  (Here’s a photo.)

They made their runway debut last fall and immediately sold out when they hit their website.  That’s despite selling them for the insane price of $810.

They have a lighter wash too where the stain’s not so obvious.  More of an “I peed my pants YESTERDAY” look.  (Here’s a photo of that too.)

That version was on sale for around $600, but they’re now sold out too.  So if you want the look, you’ll just have to do it the old-fashioned way.  But then where would your fashion cred go?  Imagine doing the thing, and some snob goes “looks fake”.  Even though it wouldn’t smell fake, that’s for sure.

(NY Post)