For Valentine’s Day, a Company Will Send Cookies with Break-Up Messages, Like “We’re Done”

Normally, there isn’t much overlap between wanting to send a significant other cookies . . . and wanting to break-up with them.  But if you DO fit into that category, you have an option.

Insomnia Cookies is offering a limited edition new 12-pack of cookies on their website called the “It’s Not Me, It’s You” pack.

You can choose the 12 cookies you want to give your soon-to-be ex, and they’ll include a “handwritten” break-up note on the inside of the box.

You can’t say anything TOO spicy.  There are FOUR options:  “It’s not me, it’s you”… “You’re sweet, but not my flavor”… “I have the hots for your roommate”… and “We’re done.  Have a nice life.”

Insomnia said in a press release that this is a, quote, “very unserious way of ending things, since warm cookies [are] better than a cold heart.”  The packs start at $30.