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Even the Easter Bunny needs a break sometimes! Instead of Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Tastes Like Milk Chocolate”

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Lyrics:
When Easter comes, I’m President
Been hiding Eggs, like Documents…
Hop through the dirt, til my feet hurt
Oh no, a Peep’s stuck to my fur!

Mellow, Mellow, Fake Marsh-mallow
Yellow, Yellow, Melted Jello…
It’s gross! It’s gross! It’s no bueno!
I Don’t, I Won’t, I’ll Ghost…

YEARLY JOB NOW… AND I HATE IT!
MAKIN’ BASKETS, IN MY BASEMENT!?
NEARLY BANKRUPT, CUZ INFLATION!
COST OF EGGS NOW, IS OUTRAGEOUS!
IN ESPAÑOL? THIS CANEJO…
GOIN’ LOCO, SCRAMBLED HUEVOS!
yeah!…. yeah!

How did Roger freakin’ Rabbit LAND Jessica…? while I ended up with Thumper’s Sister???

This Bunny’s Stressed, a hare depressed,
More dye, than on Real Housewives Heads
I hide chocolates, by the millions…
and that’s just for, Nick Cannon’s Children…

OH NO, PREGGO… NO BIRTH-CONTROL?
HEY BRO, I KNOW… TRUST ME, I WOULD KNOW!
KIDDOS, KIDDOS, POPPED OUT, TEN MORE!
KEEP GOIN’ & GOIN’ & GOIN’…

HANG WITH SNOOP DOGG! ‘CAUSE WE’RE FAMOUS!
BUT BAD BUNNY… IS MY FAVORITE!
WE LOVE HIP HOP, WHO COULD BLAME US?!
EASTER’S CANCELLED! GONE TO VEGAS…?
SIPPIN’ TITO’S! PLAYING KENO! TAKE MY EGGS OUT, THE CASINO!
yeah!…. yeah!….

YOU TOUCH MY FREAKING EGGS AGAIN, I’LL KICK YOU RIGHT IN THE “CADBURY”S, BRO!

Santa’s got Elves, and Drives a Sleigh,
But I’m Alone, and Hop For Miles…
Kisses shaped like, the tears I cry
I’m like a chocolate bunny inside…

Hollow, Hollow, I’m so Hollow!
I’m Slow! I’m Slow! Lost to a Turtle?!
New Low, New Low, “Sorrow Limbo”
Mojo is ZERO, it’s gone…

THE MALL BUNNY! SO COURAGEOUS !
KARENS SCREAMIN’, CRYIN’ FACES!
ON HIS LAP THERE’S, DIAPER TRACES!
WHISKERS CAUGHT ON… A KID’S BRACES!
HEAD REMOVAL!… NOT SO SUBTLE!
THERE’S A SCUFFLE…. HE’S IN TROUBLE!
GOIN’ PRIMAL!
FOR SURVIVAL!
BUNNY’S WILD!
SMACKS A CHILD?!?
CLIP GOES VIRAL?!…
SENT TO TRIAL?!
VERDICT’S FINAL…
COTTONTAIL…………… GOES TO JAIL!!

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