There’s No Teaching Me (Hozier Parody) | Young Jeffrey’s Song of the Week
Back to school already? But it feels like Summer just started! Instead of Hozier’s “Too Sweet” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “There’s No Teaching Me”
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Lyrics:
In Summer Break I’m No Book Worm
Played in the Sun & let my Skin Burn
I’m not, ready for the BELL,
to Academic Hell
Let Me Stay Here by the Pool Side
Keep Super Soakin’ Down my Slip ‘N Slide
Now they’re Tellin’ me to read & write?
Go tell the Principal I Said
I’d Rather Stay in Bed
To Sleep as Long as I Wanna, Stay Up real late!
Make Seven Whole Dollars, Selling Lemonade
The School Bus is Comin, Aint no Escape
Til Then I’ll Chase…
The Ice Cream Van Guy Down My Street
Get one last Otter Pop Between my Teeth
Limitless TV
I Ain’t School Ready
I drink my Sun’s Capri!
Then Build a Fortress outta Pillow Sheets
Summer Nights so Sweet…
School nights, they’re just Weak
MOM: Rise & Shine Sweetie, its the 1st day of school!
UGH NO!!!
MOM: C’mon aren’t you excited to see your friends?
Mom, Go Away!
MOM: Get your Butt out of Bed Right Now and Eat your Pancakes!
FINE…
I DID GROW!
Back to School Shopping, mom Forgot to Go
The Same Lame Clothes I WORE THE YEAR Before
And my Friends will Scoff
Cuz my LUNCH BOX’s Paw Patrol
Who Needs Algebraic’s anyway?
My Mama’s Girl Math Seems to Work OK
Just Like a Flight, Class can be delayed
Let this Summer Stick Around
Cuz Homework brings me Down
Lemme run thru a Sprinkler & Fish On A Lake
Pedal ‘round on my Bike, with Three Boys named Jake
As we Surf into Fortnite, leave Noobs our Wake
Dreading the Day…
Back to that Lunch Room Mystery Meat!
The Classroom Walls are Closing in on Me
Each School Year It Seems
My Backpack’s More Heavy?!
My Summer’s Incomplete
One more Vacation with My Family Please
Disney Trip PART Three?
Mickey Please Save Me!
At School I’m scared to Speak
All Summer Long I Only Spokes in Memes
You Can Kiss my PEACH
There’s No Teaching Me!