Chance I Might (Dua Lipa Parody) | Young Jeffrey’s Song of the Week
Someone just won nearly $2 BILLION playing the lottery. But that doesn’t mean our time isn’t coming soon! Instead of Dua Lipa’s “Dance The Night” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Chance I Might (Win The Lottery)
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Lyrics:
I ignored their sound Financial Advice
Spent my Every Last Dime…
With a Little Luck,
I’ll be Scrooge McDuck
Live the Powerball Life!
Jackpot Number So High…
It Broke the Mini-Mart Sign
My Odds of Victory, Astronomically
Dismal, but I still tried!
I’m bad at Finance, Stock market trends
Got no Rich Friends!
My Crappy Career, In my Best Year,
I Made just Four-Grand?!?
I’ve got Plans, In my Hands, for more Clams!
I Gotta Chance… to Win the Lottery!
How am I supposed to buy a Mega-yacht, On this Salary?
Took a Stance… My Rent was Due Today
300 Million-to-One? Those odds sound good to me!
And if I Win, all my Funds will be Hedged
Only Fly Private Jets
I Don’t need family, calling after me,
I’ll just Fake my Own Death
Summers I’ll Spend, sailing ’round France
Beaches No Pants!
Date Nights I’ll Be, In Italy
Lady, No Tramp…
Tickets Scanned, Numbers Land, Balls in Hand!
(Wait… not like…)
Cashed Out my 401K
If this dough don’t come in, I’ll have to work til I’m 98
I Got Plans, for some real estate…
Great Big Hotels I’ll put Down on Boardwalk & Park Place
Eat Wagyu steaks (I’m gonna Eat Em, Gonna Eat Em!)
Build my own Lakes (Got Dollar Signs Up in My Eyes!)
Win the SWEEPSTAKES…
Bye Job, I’m Ghosting on You
House in Cannes, Gucci Brands, Huge Implants!
Most guys at the Strip Club throwin’ their cash to “Make it Rain”
I Show up, so much Cash Flow, that I “Make it Hurricane”
All the Mansions they’ve been Showing Me, Next To Clooney’s place
I got J.G. Wentworth going “Hey Send Some Cash My Way!”
Someone Hand that Giant Check to Me!
I’ll take it to Wells Fargo & Walk Right up to Teller 3
There’s a Chance, I’ll get real “Billion-y”
Hire a British Butler & make Batman Reality!
Bout to BREAK Banks! (I Got the Ticket, Golden ticket)
Friends with Tom Hanks (“The Rock” I, are kinda Tight)
Smell Lebron’s Stank, From My Lakers Courtside Seats…
Tiny Chance, Kneeling Stance Praying That…
I’ll Win Tonight!
