Driving Like Idiots (Green Day Parody) | Young Jeffrey’s Song of the Week
It’s dangerous out on the roads, better take this song with you!
Instead of Green Day’s “American Idiot” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Driving Like Idiots!”
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Lyrics:
If you don’t know, you drive like an idiot!
Up on my jock like some Highway Chlamydia
Wow, you must feel so Superior
The only Car in the Fire Lane Area
Think you need a Road Intervention
That Stop Sign, Wasn’t a Suggestion!
Drivin’ like you’re “Mayhem” from Allstate
Speed Limit, you add a Zero
Toss Garbage, Out your open window
So are both of your Blinkers Broke Too?
*Blinker Noise*
NOPE!
“C’mon, Just Pick a Lane, Ya Douche Waffle!”
Your Road Hogging ways are Notorious!
You think you’re Dom, from Fast & the Furious!
Hey Alpha Male, you Drive more like a Beta
Chill Ricky Bobby, you ain’t at Talladega!
Cut me off before the Intersection
Middle Fingers pointed your Direction
Drivin’ like you’re playing GTA!
Hit the Gas when you saw the Yellow
Had NO Choice, cuz you’re in a Camaro, Oh
That’s Just what guys like you do…
“What the… HELLO!??
“What is this Jack-hole Doing?!”
“Wha- YOU’RE MERGING NOW!?!… ’
“OH MY GOD, THEY WEREN’T EVEN LOOKING!”
“OF COURSE, ITS A BMW… ”
“HEY LUNATIC!”
“YOU ALMOST MADE ME SPILL MY STARBUCKS, ARE YOU BLIND!?!?”
“I HAVE A ‘BABY ON BOARD’ STICKER FROM 14 YEARS AGO!
“DOES THAT MEAN NOTHING TO YOU? YOU MANIAC!”
“UGH GREAT, NOW I HAVE TO REWIND THE LAST 30 SECONDS OF MY PODCAST, CUZ I MISSED IT, DEALING WITH MR. ‘OHHH, IM THE CENTER OF THE FREAKING UNIVERSE!’”
Get out of left lane, you Barbarian!
Moving slow as an Octogenarian
Taking Selfies, for your Social Media
I Trust your Driving, Less than Wiki-Pedia
And Behind the Wheel you are Textin’
Down a One-Way Street the Wrong Direction-oh!
Why you Shinin’ your High Beams in my face?!?
Never Slow in Rainstorms or Deep Snow…
Doin’ 80 while Eating your Burrito bowl
Even Jake from State Farm Blocked YOU!
