Halloween Christmas Medley | Young Jeffrey’s Song of the Week
What if there was a way to celebrate the best parts of Halloween, through the best songs of Christmas… Luckily, there is! It’s a brand new Halloween Christmas Medley from Young Jeffrey!
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Lyrics:
Fooling around with a Sexy Bee
After Fourteen Jello shots
A pair of cat ears, are all you Need
to wear a bra, like it’s a top!
Someone brought out Karaoke
Frikken Spiderman Can’t Sing
Taylor & Travis had a Fight
In the Backseat Wrestling…
Mojo Dojo Casa Ken just downed a Brewski Beer!
Popeye’s Passed Out in the Hall-y
Weird Barbie just did some Molly
At the adult costume party
Hooking up with a Naughty Grape
Doing Stuff that was not PG,
On a Bed that’s Race car Shape
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Down the Street, Kids are Screamin’
In my Yard, Fog’s Machinin’
To set the mood right,
Turn on the black light
Walkin past a scary severed head
Two doors down, heard a rumor
There’s a Clown, in the Sewer
Kids Walk on your Lawn…
To get their Twix On
Stompin’ on your favorite flower bed
On the Corner, Lives a Grumpy Old Man
Who keeps his lights off like he’s outta town…
If you Ring his Doorbell, he’ll Ignore em
And Turn His TV up, to Block the Sound
My Display, You Admire
Soundtrack Plays, Zombie Choir
So many Blood Stains
My Neighbors Complained
They thought that maybe Someone’s really dead
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Here Comes Leather Face, Here Comes Leather Face,
Trying to sever your Veins!
Wearing a Mask that he made himself, from Fresh Human Remains!
Chainsaws Screeching, Teenage Shrieking
Watch em Run for their lives!
So Board Your Windows and Hide Upstairs
Cuz Leather Face Comes Tonight!
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Warty The Pumpkin
Was too Ugly to Be Sold
With a Humpback rind, and a patch of Mold,
In the Clearance bin at Lowes!
Warty The Pumpkin
Was a Melted Sad Disgrace
Keepin’ both eyes Closed, cuz he looked so Gross
Like a surgeon botched His face
Dad worked his carving magic and
Left one tooth in his Mouth
So he LOOKED Like an Orange Meth-head,
Who’d escaped the Halfway House!
Warty the Pumpkin
Thought he’d simply rot Away…
But on Halloween Night, Bunch of Teens came by
Smashed his head on our Driveway
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Have Yourself a Fun Sized Little Snickers…
I Said One, Not Five
If I’m Scared of Germs, I’ll send it down a Slide
Actually… I’m out of Fun-Sized Snickers (Out of Fun-Sized Snickers!)
Inflation is to blame (Prices are Insane!)
But here’s a Cherry cough drop, now be on your way!
Once Again, Come the High School Aged,
They’re not dressed for the day, Of Course,
You’ll Get No treats, if you Don’t Dress up
So Kindly Get off of…. MY Porch
Some Little brat, said: “Reese’s would be Better”
Flashing Me, a Pout!
How did I Get Candy-shamed by Minnie-Mouse?!
Oh, I’ll Leave the bowl outside, and just stay in my house!
Happy Halloween
