I Need A Pumpkin (Rag’N’Bone Man Parody) | Young Jeffrey’s Song of the Week

Are you a person who’s particular about picking the perfect pumpkin? Then this song is for you! Instead of Rag’N’Bone Man’s “I’m Only Human” It’s Young Jeffrey’s “I Need A Pumpkin!”

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Lyrics:
I need a pumpkin,
I need a, I need a,
I need a Pumpkin, Pumpkin

October we Do this
I’m Hoping to Find
All That Orangey Fruitness
With the Perfect Rind
Got Curves with the Smoothness
Like J-Lo’s Behind

I Need a Pumpkin, Round & Tall
Like Cinderella’s ride to the Ball…
So where’s my God-Fairy?
Get me the Squash, I need!

I got Mud in my Ears
And Muck on my Jeans
The Brown on our Rears
Is not what it Seems….
This ain’t no Field of Dreams!
Cuz that One is Lumpy, that’s too Small
This one reminds me of Logan Paul!
Growing some wonky seeds…
Looks like when Cousins Breed

Some People GOT Pumpkin Problems
Some People Hate their Guts!
Some people Just Refuse to Carve Em…
But I Do it with Love!
I Wanna Pumpkin, Free Of Faults!
Skin like a Bathtub of Epsom salts!
The King of Halloween…
Lookin’ for his Pump-Queen

A Sea of Civilians
Aboard the Hayride
This Farm Makin’ millions
By uppin’ the Price.. To Disneyland heights!

I Came here for pumpkins, that was al
But left with a dozen donut holes
Of Course, it’s cash only!
Their ATM is sketchy…

OHHH, Got eyes upon the PERFECT Pumpkin..
But I wasn’t Quick Enough!
Cuz some Little Brat ran & grabbed ‘Em…
I almost gave him a shove!
Cuz I wanna pumpkin, Firmly Walled…
Like Dwayne Johnson, Preferably bald,
I’ll Raise it high & sing…
Like in that Lion King Scene!

I need a Pumpkin, Right Away…
Cuz My Neighbor Duncan’s Front Yard Display…
Is making mine look Weak…
His Lawn is Pumpkin’ Chic!

Cuz i dont’ buy no Plastic Garbage!
Don’t want no talking gourds from Target!
That’s only Lewis, after All
He’s sold out of Units, Yea, I Called…
Can’t find the one I seek
Bright Orange Chunkin’ Freak

I Need a Pumpkin
But not from a CAN
One Perfect Pumpkin…
Is all I demand
And If you think I’m Picky?
Wait for my Christmas Tree