‘Merica (Toto Parody) | Young Jeffrey’s Song of the Week
It’s 4th of July Weekend and we’re bringing the fireworks MUSICALLY!
Instead of Toto’s “Africa” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “‘Merica”
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Lyrics:
I hear the Roman Candles in the Night
Wielded by some shirtless guys, who’re Pounding Cheap Libations
Got our Truck Beds filled with Dynamite
Blow Stuff up, like date nights with my girlfriend, who needs Inflation
We’ll Puke & Rally at the Parade!
Just like Benjamin Franklin at the Boston Long Island Iced Tea Party
We Love to chant out “U-S-A!”
Cuz spelling America’s hard for us to do!
Gonna paint my body in shades of Red & Blue…
With more glitter than a RuPaul Drag Race Show, could ever use
Girls Wear the Flag like a Wonder Bra
All the Flags we wave were made by tiny Chinese Hands (Its True!)
“Ask NOT What your country can do for you… but what a mullet can do to help you pick up hunnies in this country”
We’re gettin’ down on bacon & Apple pies!
So in love with Hot Dogs, that we Eat them here competitively
We’ll go to Disney at any Price
And Coast to Coast we famous agree, on things Politically!
Down in the Comments, we’re so kind!
Tryin’ to Put the Dumb into Freedom!
The color “Red”, for Meat Grilled on the Barbecue!
“White”, For the case of Mango White Claws my girlfriend just tore thru!
Blue, for our Jean Shorts with Holes in ’em!
Colorful explosions in the air Leave us Entranced! (Oooo!)
“Oooo…. Aaaah!”
Oooh… THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!
Oooh That one’s gonna be my favorite!
(You’ve said that about all of them…)
Ooo, that one was Green!
(Dont Really need to you to Comment on every one)
Oooh, did you see that one?
(Yea, it’s Kinda Hard to Miss)
Ooo, That One was LOUD
(You dont get out much, huh?)
Oooh…. THAT ONE REMINDS ME OF THE FIRE WE ACCIDENTALLY STARTED, AT OUR GENDER REVEAL PARTY!
Ask your Doc, if America’s Right for you!
Our Pastimes are Baseball & making threats to sue
We’ll let you run the whole Country now, if you’re age is Near 92!
We Dropped the “A”, & just scream “‘Merica!” (We Dropped the A!)
Airport Hotels here, mostly SHERATONS (Plane Delays!)
All Countries suck, in Comparison!
I Bet the British are still scared of US! (Suck it British guys!)
We Lead the World in Angry, KAREN-uhs…
Gonna Celebrate the 4th with Zero Arrogance! (JK)
