Mouse Obsessed (Be Our Guest Parody) | Young Jeffrey’s Song of the Week
Disneyland opened its gates for the first times 67 years ago this week. So we’re celebrating that Disney occasion with a Disney song! Instead of “Be Our Guest” from “Beauty and the Beast” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Mouse Obsessed!”
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Lyrics:
Ma chére Mademoiselle, it’s with Steepest Price,
And warmest weather, that we welcome you Inside…
So come Take a Ride on the Tram, Pull out Your American Express,
As Disneyland proudly presents…
Your Ticket!
Be our guest, Theme Park quest
In your Family’s matching vests
Put some Mouse Ears on your Head, cherie,
And Feel the Happiness!
Matterhorn, Jungle Cruise
There’s so many things to Choose!
Try the Pirates, They’re Seditious…
It’s a Small World? Repetitious!
Boys & Girls are entranced
In the Tea Cups, Mess their Pants!
And they shriek when they see Mickey in the Flesh!
Go on & Snap a Picture
Post it up on Insta
Disney Guest, “Hashtag Blessed”
Mouse Obsessed!
Souvenirs on Display
All Down Main Street, USA
More Stuffed Rodents in Our Stores,
Than all of New York’s Alleyways!
What’s that Smell, in the Air?
Fresh Baked Churros, Everywhere!
No One’s Arguing or Swearing
Cuz Our “Dole Whip”, Calms the Karens!
Stand in Line, Take a Pic,
With your Outlawed Selfie Stick
Spread your Ashes at the Mansion, if You’re Dead!
Babies in strollers dozing,
Random Men Proposing,
He’s a Prince, in the Streets…
But a Tarzan in the Sheets
Get a Tan, Marching Bands, Disneyland!
Life can be unnerving…
When a ride here isn’t working,
It’s your Favorite attraction in the park…
You just want to Plummet down, Splash Mountain
as soon as they fix All the Racist Parts…
Too long, you’ve been waiting
In a line, and you’re Debating…
“Should we wait more, or Bail for other Thrills?!?”
Grandma wants to go back to the Hotel…
Grumpy, Mopey, Fat & Lazy…
They’re Not Dwarves, they’re Tourists, Baby!
Every age, Every race,
Even Hipsters Love this Place!
You’ll be smiling for so long
You’ll leave your XANAX at the GATES!
Fireworks & Parades
Every Night of every Day!
You’ll have such a Magic Time, that
You’ll forget, it’s Anaheim!
Joyous Day, with your TOTS,
With a Dozen Bathroom Stops?!
And it only costs you 3 to 4 Months Rent!
Come meet the Marvel Crew
Yoda & Winnie the Pooh…
You’ll Never Rest! (Never Rest)
Elsa’s Next! (Elsa’s Next!)
Jedi Base up in Space!
Stare a Wookie in the Face!
Never Ask Aladdin if his Magic Carpet, MATCH THE DRAPES!
You can Wish, On a Star
In a Bright Red Racing car!
Cut In front of All the Masses
With your Genie+ Fast Passes
Ride by Ride, Land by Land
A Turkey Leg in Both your Hands
Getting treated like a Genuine Princess!
Walt Disney Welcomes you
This is Where Dreams Come True!
Come Decompress!
It’s the Best…
So Impressed,
You’re Mouse Obsessed!!!!
