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When the drinks start flowin’ on St. Paddy’s Day, it’s always good to have a friend in your corner. Instead of “I’m Just Ken” from the Barbie Movie it’s Young Jeffrey’s “My Drunk Friend”

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Each St. Paddy’s Day, it’s Deja-Vu
Only drank a Few
But someone’s lit out of their mind
Oh-Oh Why are they yelling one inch from my face?
Their beer breath I can taste
Saying they love me & hug me tight
But turn around, they Start a fight!

It’s My drunk Friend! Tryin’ to text their Ex again
Why does It fall to Me
to save them from their own drunken stupidity?
Nine Pints In, How Is their phone screen cracked again?
And If I Try telling them to drink a glass of water, they just Run from me…

It’s My Drunk Friend!

Chug Chug chug chug chug chug chug chug! ​
We’re Going Streaking!

Standing like the Pisa Tower, Slightly Leaning!
The Restroom Line, took way too long, so they’re outside Peeing!
And in the Uber, they’re in the Back, Audibly Heaving
Our Night’s Not Over….

“Oh my god guys I lost my ID.. where’s my ID? I Dont…
Oh, it’s in my hand… hahaha”

Hear Them Cry Hysterically
Flashed us Their Shillelagh
Kicked Out By Security (this bar is stupid!)
They won’t Recall that Memory

“Watch your step there’s stairs there… There’s Stairs!”

My Drunk Friend, on the Dance Floor Shamrock Shakin’
Life of the party as they scream “I Lost My Leg”
with Dropkick Murphys!
At Twelve Pints In, Sentences no one Understands!
But they still try to Flirt,
Not Realizing, that’s a Coat Rack that They’re stroking!

At 2AM, They’ve had enough
They Just Crave Burrito Stuff
Look Hey, they’re passing Out By the Trash Cans…

My Drunk Friend, Gets Pretty Wild
Crashes on My Bathroom Tiles!
Don’t Know who took a Sharpie to They’re Head?


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