My Nana’s Fall Recipe (Imagine Dragons Parody) | Young Jeffrey’s Song of the Week
Just because Fall is here doesn’t mean EVERYTHING has to be about Pumpkin Spice… Instead of Imagine Dragon’s “Enemy” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “My Nana’s Fall Recipe!”
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Lyrics:
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I see Pumpkins on the Ground, Want Pumpkins in My Mouth…
But the Flavors that I’ve Found, Like “Good Grief” Charlie Brown
This Latte that I Hold, Doesn’t Taste like what they Sold
Every Sip out of the Hole, is like a Crotch-kick to My Soul!
Pumpkin Spice Invasions…
I Blame Female Caucasians!
Oh, the Agony!
Where’s the Classic Autumn Foods I used to eat?
No to Gluten-Free!
Grandma’s cookbook is the key! Her Recipe-e-e-s
(Make Squash for Yourself!)
Fall Recipe-e-e-s
(Lil’ Nosh for Yourself!)
Man I’m Hungry…
In the kitchen I’m Appalled, trying to Read what Nana scrawled
Cuz the Poultry that I mauled, Put the “Butt” in Butterball
I’m shrieking every Bite, Cuz my cooking is a Crime
Puttin’ Pecan in my Pies, But I Pe-Can’t get it Right!
Fall Soups, I’m Voracious!
The Insta-pot will save us!
All I wanna be
Is Drowned inside a Pool of Cheddar Broccoli!!!
Sorry Arby’s…
In Autumn, guess who’s got the meats!? My Charcuterie-e-e
(Salami Yourself!)
Who Cut the Brie-e-e?
(So Gouda It Melts!)
And on Grocery Days, I’m Scared
They sellin’ Pumpkin Land-o-Lakes, And Hair
Conditioners with Pumpkin Flakes, and cakes
These Pumpk-aholics crave dem fakes
They Got the shakes!
So we Lick Apple Tarts, Cinnamon on the parts of
The rolls that we makin’, the Strudel we Bakin’
In weather that’s Changin’, Now Flip em & Lace em
with Cool Whip, Embracing the Pounds that we Gaining!
So grab a Flannel Blanket Right Beside the Firepace…
And Stuff your Face!
With Pie…
Oh The Memories!
Less about the Family, more about the feast!
Like an Autumn Breeze…
The Turkey’s Trypto-Fanning me… with Ecstasy!
A trail of Pumpkin Seeds,
Leading from the oven to the Place i Sleep!
If You’re Askin’ me,
Too Much Pumpkin Spice Should be… A Felony!
Autumn Days, Prepare,
A Cornucopia Buffet..… Fall Recipes!
Bourbon Glazed, I Swear,
I’m Living In a Corn Bread Haze! A Corn Bread Haze…
