Teenage Screams (Katy Perry Parody) | Young Jeffrey’s Song of the Week
Hear us out… do scary movie villains get a bad rap sometimes? It’s not easy being creepy. Instead of Katy Perry’s “Teenage Dream” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Teenage Screams!”
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Lyrics:
All my Machetes, I Order off Amazon
It’s Kinda crazy, Nobody has yet caught on
My Last Delivery, the Driver was never Found
What’s that Sound?
Chainsaws are Scary
They’re one of my Favorite Things
But Kinda Heavy
I suffer from Back Pain
That’s why when I chase you
I limp & I Don’t Walk right….
My Back is Tight!
I’m not quite, the Social Type
Don’t Got Friends, Just Ghosts…
At Full Moon, I Come Alive!
Foggy Nights are my Favorite Weather!
Hallows Eve!
I’m out here causin’ more Teenage Screams
Than Taylor’s ERAS Tour!
Haunt your Dreams, and Track you down
Like an Apple Airtag
I’m Clingy, Red Flag!
Midnight calls
I’ll give your house a ring…
Don’t Be Scared
I’m Not Telemarketing
Here’s the Deal, Just wanna ask you,
What movies you Track?
Hey Look, I’m Out Back!
You bought a Mansion, and wondered why it’s so Cheap?
I tried to warn You, and haunted it for a week…
Told you to “Get Out”, but you wouldn’t Break the Lease!
Now, You’re Deceased!
Ouija Boards by candlelight
Text the Dead “You Up?”
When They Come, You Act Surprised!
Poltergeists, will posses Your Sister!
Conjured Me!
My Spirit Living in Your Dolly
An Evil demon Spawn, just Tiny!
Come Pull My String, and I’ll Cover your Back,
In little Cabbage Patch Stabs!
Your Front Lawn
You think You Spotted Me? POOF! I’m Gone!
Like Supernaturally, Disappeared
One Second Later, I’ll Reappear Back,
Like-a Copperfield act!
I was Running with Sharp Things, Cut My own Hamstrings
Saw the EMTs, Mid-Fright…
I was Set on Murdering, the Homecoming Queen,
But she Keeps dodging my Knife
(my Knife, my Knife, my Knife…)
Ooow!
Bumped my Knee
Cuz with my Mask on, I can Barely See!
The Mouth Hole’s Really Small, so I Can’t Breathe…
I think I’m Havin’ an asthma attack!
I’m Wheezing SO BAD!
I Tried to Change, and went to Therapy
But my Shrink Wound up a Casualty!?!
Not Ideal… Guess all my Childhood traumas came back
She Shouldn’t Have Asked!
I Can Smell your flesh Baking with the FAVA Beans and a Chianti, tonight
Every Single Halloween, Make a new Crime Scene
Bring those Teenage Screams to life!
(To Life, To Life, To Life… With Knife, With Knife, With Knife)
