Why have a guard dog when you can have even more intimidating… that you don’t even have to clean up after?

Robot dogs with FLAMETHROWERS attached to their head are now something you can actually buy with your real American dollars.

A company called Throwflame is selling one called the “Thermonator” for $9,400.  You operate it over WiFi or Bluetooth with a remote control, and it can shoot flames up to 30 feet.  (Here’s a video.)

The website says they’re legal in all 50 states, but you need a special permit in California and Maryland.  They’re not pushing the guard dog angle, but they do list eight different things it’s perfect for.  They include controlled burns, ice and snow removal, clearing weeds, pyrotechnics or entertainment, and also pest removal.

Fun for the whole family!  Great at birthday parties!

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